Secret language my left ear! She is just trying out for a spot in the new Muppets movie! Don't tell or the paparazzi will be hounding for months again!
i feel better about this post. BUT, i think we should run a program that will check the entire internet to make sure that no one is using any decoder programs to crack that highly sensitive material earlier posted.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... you're good as dead. Just give up man. Trust me, I've seen this before. I'm sorry, I really liked you too. You might have time to skip town, but that won't help any, it will only delay the inevitable. It may even provoke their wrath. All you can do is gather up what dignity you may have left, and prepare to meet thy maker.
I'm going into hiding - life in the underground. Catch me if you can. I'll see you, but you won't see me. I'll know where you're at, but you won't know where I am. I'll be watching! Good Luck!
Plus one more! Hee, Hee! I think this makes 20! Yeeessssssssssss. I think I just made blogging history. "One small comment for man, I giant post for mankind!"
THREE DIGITS!! WOW! I think it might just be possible. But we should do something to help it along. I know! I'll move it up. Brilliant! I'm sooooo brilliant. Heeheehehehehe hahahahaha :))
chris, are you breaking from the story? the if didn't seem to flow with the sentence above. it is supposed to be a continuous story ya know. Anna, anna, what are the rules here?!
You both posted at the same time. I've never seen that happen before. I'll just add a comment that will continue from yours Stephenie. Chris already said that I could delete his.
Oops! I was supposed to fix that from thongs to tongs. My bad. It was a typo. Hey! THIS MAKES 100 COMMENTS! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!! YEAH, YIPPEE, HURRAY, WHOOPIE, YESSSSS!!! I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!
...beg for mercy and then they will become our slaves and we will make them...
What do you say about yourself? Hmmmmm. I like to travel and hang out with friends. I delight in giving and helping other people. I believe in speaking into other peoples lives the amazing love of God and His plan for their life. Being an encouragement to others brings joy to my heart.
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...just what I was thinkin'!
Wow! :)
Whaaaaattt??????:-))
anna! I thought we agreed we wouldn't use our secret language in public! what were you thinking?! someone might decifer it.
Secret language my left ear! She is just trying out for a spot in the new Muppets movie! Don't tell or the paparazzi will be hounding for months again!
she just wants everyone to think it's a tryout for the muppets. i know differently.
i feel better about this post. BUT, i think we should run a program that will check the entire internet to make sure that no one is using any decoder programs to crack that highly sensitive material earlier posted.
Good idea.
I think we should also do back ground checks on all of our "friends" to make sure none of them are spies.
...deleted...and I had 1/2 of it decoded already.
see! see!
oops! sorry jeff, now we have to kill you.
Can't I switch over to the dark-side and work as a decoder for you and your team?
Or...I'll be a paparazzi security guard.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff... you're good as dead. Just give up man. Trust me, I've seen this before. I'm sorry, I really liked you too. You might have time to skip town, but that won't help any, it will only delay the inevitable. It may even provoke their wrath. All you can do is gather up what dignity you may have left, and prepare to meet thy maker.
I'm going into hiding - life in the underground. Catch me if you can. I'll see you, but you won't see me. I'll know where you're at, but you won't know where I am. I'll be watching! Good Luck!
...and I'll hold the dvd's hostage. I don't have them, but I have connections. :)
That just might be your saving grace. You need to get a hold of those DVD's or you're a goner! (isn't that a wierd word-"goner",hmmm)
Don't underestimate us Jeff!
That would be your biggest mistake!
Right Stephenie? ...Stephenie?
Hello?
...record number of comments...plus one!!! :)
Plus one more! Hee, Hee! I think this makes 20! Yeeessssssssssss. I think I just made blogging history.
"One small comment for man, I giant post for mankind!"
And .... 21!! This post has come of age! ;D
It is now eligible for free coffee at most restaurants!
Ha Ha Ha
You guys are da bomb!
I won't be happy 'till it hits the 3-digit mark!! :)
Lets keep it alive!
THREE DIGITS!!
WOW! I think it might just be possible. But we should do something to help it along.
I know! I'll move it up.
Brilliant! I'm sooooo brilliant.
Heeheehehehehe hahahahaha :))
Thanks for moving it up!
This may help too.
New game..I leave an open ended comment then you add to it and leave your comment open ended also....Like the following:
Today, I'm am so tired that I could..
..actually fall asleep while riding...
...my unicycle in heavy traffic, in downtown...
... Grand Rapids. I just finished...
...writing my supercool autoboigraphy and am taking it...
...with me to Hollywood for my first...
...meeting with the infamous Dr. Seuss who will...
...read it live on NBC then FedEx it to...
Rocky and Bullwinkle so they can tell you story to...
...the animaniacs, who will then...
...present it to the President during the...
...annual whitehouse ball where...
...everyone who's anyone will be, including the cast of "LOST"...
...except, my friends Jeff and Lisa won't be there because...
They will the Guests of Honor at the Holland Wood Clog Dancing Ball! They will be showing off their new dance called....
....the "kick me, then kiss me" dance which we'll also be performing on....
...a special episode of LOST. However, that depends on...
...whether or not "The Others" will allow it. If they don't...
....then Steph will have to create a distraction by flying to New York and singing...
...the Seasame Street theme song in front of...
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her little friend George. He likes to...
...fly over the heads of the audience...
...while carrying a large super-soaker filled with..
...pickle juice that he sqirts on the audience and...
...then has his secret accomplice sell wetwipes and perfume to raise money for their..
...promotion of the new National Pogo Stick race...
from Austin, Texas to Broken Bowl, Alabama, home of the...
...largest collection of chipped china in the world. Colleen said...
...that she once had a large, valuable collection of chipped china herself, but sold it to...
Hank Williams Jr.'s 3rd cousin-13 times removed, best friends', next door neighbors', classmate in elementary's, wifes' uncle, who.....
...just happened to be a great friend of Chris & Anna's and said that they...
...would donate the collection to...
...the Right to Life Aardvark Shelter and the...
...only thing they needed to do first was to....
...make sure the aardvarks passed the psychological test to determine...
...if they have an ant phobia which could...
...cause them to eat fruit and...
...that would create a fruit shortage that would...
...ultimitely lead to global warming and...
...after that we would all have to live in a ...
..very small climate controlled apartment building. We'd then be forced to share...
...the same bathwater, because...
...due to global warming everyone's on water rations, so daily...
...cleansing rituals would be reduced to weekly cleansing rituals, which would cause...
...perfume and cologne use to increase thereby...
...giving everyone terrible headaches which would cause them to..
...become irrational and possibly...
...prone to hypnotic states of...
...fear! During these "fear attacks" I'm sure people would ask Chris..
...to counteract the irrationalness by describing their fears and so restoring the balance of rationalness. This would...
If "Frogger" was used with grasshoppers instead of frogs, would people still want to play it or would they just call it...
chris, are you breaking from the story? the if didn't seem to flow with the sentence above. it is supposed to be a continuous story ya know. Anna, anna, what are the rules here?!
You both posted at the same time.
I've never seen that happen before.
I'll just add a comment that will continue from yours Stephenie. Chris already said that I could delete his.
...bring harmony to all. But, Jeff mentioned...
...that if chris continued to sneak around and post in the shadow of others...
...he would never fulfill his destiny of owning a private island where...
...he and Anna, his new bride, find wild...
...exotic birds which lay golden eggs. They will...
...have the first two golden eggs melting down and formed into two beautiful wedding rings. The rest of the eggs will be made into...
...paper weights that they are going to give to...
...the cute little white mice who are really aliens from the planet Saturn intent on destroying earth. They plan on...
...going undercover into our secret government labs to...
....figure out the secrets of cloning...
...which will aid them in their plot to clone their DNA in human form and thus...
...enable them to impersonate the one person who can help them take over the world and that is...
...a wonderfully intelligen woman from Muskegon named Eleanor S. She will help take over the world by...
...sending out invitations to...
all the Star Trek fans with 15...
...tattoos or less, inviting them to come to Anna and Chris' LOST-a-thon! If they don't attend...
... we can take some hot dog thongs and gouge out...
...the eyes of some rotten potatoes and force them to eat them untill they...
...learn, like I just did, that hotdogs wear thongs! :>O If they get sick on the rotten potatoes, Chris will make them....
Oops! I was supposed to fix that from thongs to tongs. My bad. It was a typo.
Hey! THIS MAKES 100 COMMENTS!
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, YIPPEE, HURRAY, WHOOPIE, YESSSSS!!!
I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!
...beg for mercy and then they will become our slaves and we will make them...
...learn to do the polka dance with...
....baby kosher dill pickles stuffed in each ear so that they can't hear all of the...
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