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• Things to Do in an Elevator
• 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
• 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
• 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
• 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
• 5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
• 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
• 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
• 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if he has an appointment.
• 9) Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
• 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask him if he can hear ticking.
• 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
• 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
• 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing him occasionally.
• 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
• 15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
• 16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
• 17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
• 18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
• 19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
• 20) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
• 21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
• 22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
• 23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
• 24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
• 25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"