Thursday, March 30, 2006
My friend Tina said that she would stop by my blog this weekend or at least try to. So, I thought I would give her a nice warm welcome. Welcome to the bloggersphere Tina! A word of caution: BLOGGING IS ADDICTIVE!! Have fun and feel free to link to my other friends blogs by clicking on their names on the sidebar. Love ya and thanks for stopping in!
Monday, March 27, 2006
Here we go.
The story according to,
Chris:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of squeaky farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Oink" and give us fresh, pink with purple polk-a-dotted milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up dirty. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his tractor. He was plowing the hairy field so that he could plant pumpkin pie. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as an aardvark's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a smelly mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are loud animals that eat very quickly and are shaped like a horse barn. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of corn mixed with lambchops. These stretchy farm animals supply us with pork, tires, and bacon, and when they aren't nose picking, they roll around in molasses.
Colleen:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of fast farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Yelp!" and give us fresh, blue milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up fussy. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his 4-wheeler. He was plowing the wet field so that he could plant lettuce. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a hippo's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a musty mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are billowy animals that eat very unsteadily and are shaped like the moon. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of jelly beans mixed with oranges. These ravaged animals supply us with pork, drain stoppers, and bacon, and when they aren't snapping, they roll around in drippy nose stuff.
Anna:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of smelly farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Grrr" and give us fresh, green milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up moldy. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his tricycle. He was plowing the bumpy field so that he could plant chicken wings. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a monkey's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a robust mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are skinny animals that eat very mysteriously and are shaped like monster trucks. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of popcorn mixed with eggs. These nerdy farm animals supply us with pork, feathers, and bacon, and when they aren't tooting, they roll around in dirty dish water.
Stephenie:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of cripled farm. Farmers raise cows that say "oink!" and give us fresh, pink milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up patient. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his combine. He was plowing the forgetful field so that he could plant grits. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a pig's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a whinny mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are stunning animals that eat very cautiously and are shaped like the a hay stack. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of slop mixed with flapjacks. These cheap animals supply us with pork, wings, and bacon, and when they aren't flying, they roll around in milk.
Chris:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of squeaky farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Oink" and give us fresh, pink with purple polk-a-dotted milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up dirty. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his tractor. He was plowing the hairy field so that he could plant pumpkin pie. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as an aardvark's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a smelly mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are loud animals that eat very quickly and are shaped like a horse barn. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of corn mixed with lambchops. These stretchy farm animals supply us with pork, tires, and bacon, and when they aren't nose picking, they roll around in molasses.
Colleen:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of fast farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Yelp!" and give us fresh, blue milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up fussy. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his 4-wheeler. He was plowing the wet field so that he could plant lettuce. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a hippo's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a musty mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are billowy animals that eat very unsteadily and are shaped like the moon. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of jelly beans mixed with oranges. These ravaged animals supply us with pork, drain stoppers, and bacon, and when they aren't snapping, they roll around in drippy nose stuff.
Anna:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of smelly farm. Farmers raise cows that say "Grrr" and give us fresh, green milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up moldy. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his tricycle. He was plowing the bumpy field so that he could plant chicken wings. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a monkey's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a robust mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are skinny animals that eat very mysteriously and are shaped like monster trucks. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of popcorn mixed with eggs. These nerdy farm animals supply us with pork, feathers, and bacon, and when they aren't tooting, they roll around in dirty dish water.
Stephenie:
Many foods we eat came from some kind of cripled farm. Farmers raise cows that say "oink!" and give us fresh, pink milk. Kids who drink lots of milk grow up patient. Our teacher took us out to a field where we saw the farmer driving his combine. He was plowing the forgetful field so that he could plant grits. Nearby were his corn fields, where the corn grew as high as a pig's eye. The farmer grinds his corn and makes a whinny mash that he feeds to his pigs. Pigs, of course, are stunning animals that eat very cautiously and are shaped like the a hay stack. Pigs eat food that consists mostly of slop mixed with flapjacks. These cheap animals supply us with pork, wings, and bacon, and when they aren't flying, they roll around in milk.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Mad Libs Continued
Field trip to a farm
I need:
I need:
- 7 adjectives (not places)
- 1 animal noise
- 1 color
- 1 type of vehicle
- 3 types of food
- 1 animal
- 1 adverb
- 1 something large
- 1 plural noun
- 1 verb ending in "ing"
- 1 type of liquid
Leave your list in my comment box and I'll post as many stories as I get responses for.
Monday, March 20, 2006
HAPPY SPRING!
I woke up this morning and the sun was flirting with my curtains. The birds were singing and the breeze carried their tune to me. I got lost in the simple joy of the moment. Isn't it lovely!
Happy Spring everyone!
Happy Spring everyone!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
God NEVER fails!
Every time, and I mean EVERY time, that I have felt fear or doubt in the last few weeks God has given me a reminder of what he has spoken. He does not let me forget that He has a plan and that HE is working ALL things out, in MY life, for MY good. Amen.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Hey there
I never would have thought a couple of years ago that I would be in the position I am today.
What events take place to bring us to these points? What is God trying to work into us?
Where is He leading me? There are a few things that I hold onto in all of this. A few things that have been spoken to me too many times to simply be "coincidence" One, Be patient. Two, Peace. Three, God is working all things for my good. Four, Everything is going to be O.K. Finally, Trust Him and don't look at the waves or the wind, He has a plan and He is at work.
What events take place to bring us to these points? What is God trying to work into us?
Where is He leading me? There are a few things that I hold onto in all of this. A few things that have been spoken to me too many times to simply be "coincidence" One, Be patient. Two, Peace. Three, God is working all things for my good. Four, Everything is going to be O.K. Finally, Trust Him and don't look at the waves or the wind, He has a plan and He is at work.
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Calling all cars...
Help!!! I have had the wierdest week. Yesterday was a hard day. I got into a car accident. NOT my fault! (the officer even said so) This guy pulled out in front of me and the roads were a sheet of ice. I couldn't stop and I rear-ended him then slid into the ditch. It was kindof like being in a dream, I saw it coming but I was powerless to stop it. No one was hurt except my car needs about 1500 dollars of repair work done. Ouch! There are other things that have happened this week that I don't think I will post but I will say that If not for the peace of Christ, I would be having another panic/anxiety attack right now. He has been faithful to me and I have never needed His grace more than now. Please pray for me and for Chris when you think of us. We will really need your prayers tonight as we have to face a giant. Thank you so much! I love you all.




