I just want to thank you guys for your support. I really appreciate the input. I think I'll look into buying an Island or maybe I can just have one made for me. I don't know yet. Low flying helicopters is definitely a concern. Did I ever tell you guys about the helicopter that ruined my friends Private Island Wedding last year? Well, it was just awful! Jack and Penelope wanted a small Tropical Wedding with just a few of their closest friends. They had all of us (about 400) flown in a week before the ceremony so we could relax and explore the Island before the big day. They rented the whole island so we had free roam. It was so quaint. They threw this totally huge party after the rehearsal. Everyone had such a good time. Penelope was so sweet, she gave all of the guests gifts. Just little things like, Prada bags, Gucci accessories, Burberry...You know, just trinkets really, but so thoughtful. So the morning of the wedding comes and everything is all set. The chairs are set up on the beach and the tables are decorated to perfection with flowers from Paris. The food she had catered in from Florence was being prepared. Penelope was an absolute vision in a beautiful dress by Wang that I heard she got for under ten thousand, but you didn't hear that from me. Anyway, the ceremony had just started when we hear this low hum in the background and everyone knows it's a helicopter with photographers in it. You just get so used to these things after awhile that you almost don't even notice it anymore. Before you could even say "Saks Fifth Avenue" the helicopter was right over the buffet. What could we do. The table clothes on three of the seventy tables flew right off and landed on the ground. We couldn't use dirty table clothes and you just can't hide three bare tables. So there we were, in the middle of nowhere with no idea what to do. It was completely devastating. Penelope started to cry and poor Jack, all he could do was stand there and shake his head. They almost canceled the wedding. Of course, no one would have blamed them. But true love prevailed. Penelopes mom made a couple of calls and they had three new covers flown in and the wedding went on. It just goes to show you that you can never be to careful when it comes to protecting yourself from the press. Thanks again everyone.
